Theorizing and Rumor Generating

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Hey you ignoramus. You will eventually get the joke. I call this "Theorizing and Rumor-Generating 101."

The rest of us call it bullshit.

I call you a very obvious Chicago basketball fan. You should see the shit I dream up. And angle your innuendo elsewhere, I am an innuendo king.

"I was going to say you have a creative mind, but I think I'll change it to a "beautiful" mind."

Hey thanks ignoramus. I'll save that quote for later, it means a lot to me.

You should see the hoops I jump thru to finally find you online Tim. This is my brother we're playing a game called "Randomly post on the internet and find each other online so we can go on a bro-date."

To FatAndFaithless
Can...can someone translate?

I'm just a very creative person. I try to use innuendo, dance and wind-swaying moves invented by Cherokees to angle theories into my mind.


Now atheists, please please please study your etymology. First of all, Jefferson got it right, we are all equal. But from time to time we piss each other off and we become unequal. Let's look at some Latin roots and turn a word around. It's like a musical sine wave meets a musical cosine wave.

Pedophile = A person who likes kids. Period. Also a person who likes to bike and walk. Hey we should re-introduce this as a new word. And remember that priests play the swap-a-word-around with their goddamn tabernacles all the time.

Racist = A person who is proud of his/her race. Period. And races want new mind games to play with each other because I already won the innuendo game (I'm Caucasian).
Schizophrenia = A person who splits his mind around, brings new voices in, and sees who he gets to love him first.
Bipolar = Doesn't exist. Though it may have to do with how the wind moves. The jetstream looks both mathematical and musical does it not?

BTW the best exercises to reduce sagginess in our skin are of course going to look sexual. Saggy butts means you need to do butt crunches.

Hey if Ledger is alive, maybe Christopher Hitchens is as well? Maybe I met him at a Mercy Behavioral Health Center in St. Louis. He was sick and I angled a new gay theory to him that Dawkins totally missed.

I can't remember exactly what I said, but each planet needs just 2 gay people, because anal sex hurts. One guy chases the other, the other guy is laid back and stays cool. Found a couple of volunteers at work. Lesbos, eh, well, whatever.

And again, I am schizo, I am bipolar (pssh yeah right, though I do like traveling). And by the way people, when you read posts on online forums, your eyes immediately go to the first grammatical errors you find. There's a reason I've been using good grammar up until this point. Goddammit atheists behave and learn ya some good grammar (which means simply read from left to right) because I am a country bumpkin.

What's on your mind atheistforums.org?
I'm listening to a song by Busta Rhymes while typing this. Can anyone guess which one it is?

What's on my mind right now is we need more carnivals in the world.