Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

[Revelation777]

Remember, Noah got the inside scoop about the coming invasion.

-and then built an impossible barge.......

When the war was over his great grandson Nimrod ended up as the boss man in Babylon (Babel) and he built at least four cities in Assyria itself, including its future capital. That's the city Jonah had to report to.

LOL, "Noah" is fiction buddy, as are his "sons" - as is "Nimrod". You've swallowed entirely too much biblical horseshit man.

It is far from impossible, it was built and truly sea worthy. Some modern day vessels share similar ratio of dimensions as the ark had.

Noah is real and I hope you repent so you can meet him some day.

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We need a get in the ark before it's too late part deux thread.

Don't delay, dark clouds ahead...

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Rev's back! Yay!

Your chew toy is back?

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There is no where in the flood account that the animals were in a trance.

So the ark was full of shit.

My guess was they probably shoveled it out the window.

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Now that Rev's back, do we have to quit the orgy on the top deck?!?

The ark is not a place of sin and debauchery. It is a place of safety and fellowship.

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Because this ark did a Titanic . . .

Next ark thread will be more love boat, less titanic. I promise I'll behave.

They made fun of Noah too when he was building the ark.

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It's been about a week, yeah? Methinks he'll come back stronger than ever. Redouble his efforts to save our nasty souls.

Only Jesus can save your soul. I come to present to you the truth.