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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Brace yourselves, Revelation will arrive any time now, get ready for the impact
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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(July 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Beccs Wrote: If I see bullshit I'll call it out.

The original ark had people shovelling shit over the side, too...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(July 25, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(July 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Beccs Wrote: If I see bullshit I'll call it out.

The original ark had people shovelling shit over the side, too...

All the animals didn't need to poo! They were in a trance! Didn't you watch the movie.
I assume the remaining humans just did a dump anywhere and used a nearby furry animal to wipe up.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Gross
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(July 26, 2014 at 12:17 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(July 25, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: The original ark had people shovelling shit over the side, too...

All the animals didn't need to poo! They were in a trance! Didn't you watch the movie.
I assume the remaining humans just did a dump anywhere and used a nearby furry animal to wipe up.

There is no where in the flood account that the animals were in a trance.
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Sarcasm Rev, get used to it
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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(July 25, 2014 at 12:11 pm)Blackout Wrote: Brace yourselves, Revelation will arrive any time now, get ready for the impact

4 Horsemen
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(July 26, 2014 at 10:00 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 25, 2014 at 12:11 pm)Blackout Wrote: Brace yourselves, Revelation will arrive any time now, get ready for the impact

4 Horsemen

Here is my defense:

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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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(July 26, 2014 at 9:58 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 26, 2014 at 12:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: All the animals didn't need to poo! They were in a trance! Didn't you watch the movie.
I assume the remaining humans just did a dump anywhere and used a nearby furry animal to wipe up.

There is no where in the flood account that the animals were in a trance.


So the ark was full of shit.
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I'm still wondering what Noah fed to the carnivores.
     I've recently grown rudimentary legs and am now making the move from water to land.
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