The Hayter-Braeloch Scale

[Purple Rabbit]

I agree that classification is not a bad thing per se. And if your holy grail is to rate everyone on a scale from 1 to 5 please do so (it seems from what I've seen here that people are actually rather eager to rate themselves this way). But don't expect it to be accurate and complete and don't pretend there is added value for the human race or some usefulness in formal debate in a situation that is littered with such classifications and endless redefining of terms.