Reminds me of one I heard years ago.
A blonde buys herself a volkswagon beetle and is driving it home when it breaks down.
She opens the bonet and notices that there's no engine.
A few minutes later another blonde pulls up in a volkswagon beetle and asks what the problem is.
"I can't believe it!" says the first blonde. "I just bought a new beetle and it was going well until I broke down here. I opened the front and the engine is missing!"
"It's okay, " says the second blonde, "I can help. I have a spare engine in the boot!"
A blonde buys herself a volkswagon beetle and is driving it home when it breaks down.
She opens the bonet and notices that there's no engine.
A few minutes later another blonde pulls up in a volkswagon beetle and asks what the problem is.
"I can't believe it!" says the first blonde. "I just bought a new beetle and it was going well until I broke down here. I opened the front and the engine is missing!"
"It's okay, " says the second blonde, "I can help. I have a spare engine in the boot!"
Dying to live, living to die.