(January 27, 2015 at 1:33 am)Drich Wrote: Why did they select two of you? Is this like an admin thunder dome? Two men enter one leaves? If so go for the eyes first he will be pretty/even more use...ful without them. My money is on you because if Stimbo wins I guess I as screwed as frodo.
I don't think you want to go making enemies at this stage, bud. Remember that scene in The Dark Knight when that Wayne Enterprises accountant discovered all the money going into secret projects and deduced the identity of Batman? When Morgan Freeman said "Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands; and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."
Like that.
Besides which, he only has to make me lose my contact lenses and that's me knackered. Lots of nasty surprises come at you out of a blur.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'