my religion

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You often hear people saying they can't do something because of their religion. No one bats an eye not to hurt their religious feewings, so I say we exploit that loophole. I'll start.

My religion prohibits working on weekdays.

Your turn.

Well played. This is something religious types keep forgetting. Religious beliefs are entirely arbitrary and if you expect us to respect yours, you have to respect any drivel we come up with too! That's why pandering to religious beliefs is so ridiculous.

"Oh but you just made up that religion." I see, how long do you have to wait after making shit up before it counts as a religion I wonder? At what point does my crazed journal of nonsense become the word of God?

My religion finds walking on your feet to be highly offensive, it's blasphemy. Everyone must crawl along the floor or else I'll scream bloody murder and persecution.