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Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
1)If we ask God for stuff, and he gives it, it's answered prayer...

2)If God doesn't answer at all, then it wasn't in his plan...

3)If I get something and didn't ask God, that WAS part of his plan...

But if I ask Satan, and I get it right away, then it's called "selling my soul"? How doesn't that fall under the category of 3? And what if Gods way of answering a prayer via 1, isn't through Satan?

This seems stupid.

Can I sell a soul to the wrong devil? Or will I only get screwed if I sell it to the real devil?

Obviously, this soul trading business seems to be an exclusive market. After all, I can't get my soul saved by just any God. Nevermind worrying about the right devil, just worshipping the wrong "good" God will damn me forever! Geeze...this all seems pretty important. I wonder why none of these gods or Devils seem to care enough to advertise more often. Pepsi makes more of an effort to get my soda money, but when it comes to my eternal soul, I only get the likes of the yahoos around here.
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist - by The Reality Salesman - March 14, 2015 at 9:08 pm

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