Creed's Corner: A Collection of the Morbid, Mysterious, and Mrandom

[John V]

I've been doing that for a long time.  It's forced, phony, and little more than a mask cobbled together from the perceptions I've obtained through observation.  It's only useful as an outward display, something to use to hide the problems from the rest of the world...and I use it to that effect to the absolute fullest, I assure you.

Uh, after going through the whole thread and seeing those pictures of you, I have to say no, you're not doing that.

This isn't rocket surgery. Do the following and you'll feel better about yourself:

1. Get a haircut. From a barber shop, not a salon or a gay friend.
2. Shave.
3. Dress like a man.
4. Go to the gym.
5. Eat mostly meat, fish, eggs, and vegetables.
6. Stop whining like a girl.