"Hey gays, don't dress so gay"

[pocaracas]

I wish I had enough money to dress like a man. Instead I wear jeans a lot.

I only wear cargo-pants... it's the only way I can trust myself with phones in pockets.... well, phone, wallet, keys, usb-stick, pen, glasses cleaning cloth... and lots of paper from all the receipts I keep collecting... lots of pockets helps with the organization of all these things, while keeping the phone unscratched, wallet undamaged, pen secured and not dropping.
And I even keep the keys inside their own pouch which then goes in the pocket, but the car key is independent from this pouch...
It all stems from practicality and the fore-knowledge that if I don't carry all these things with me, I'll just forget to pick them up upon leaving any place where I may be seated.

I don't understand how people feel ok with carrying wallet, keys and phone in their hands, just because the jeans don't have proper pockets for carrying all those things...
Also, why not cargo-jeans? Never seen those...