Governments are usually good at keeping secrets, but as Stephen Fry pointed out they have an even better track record of getting found out - Clinton couldn't even keep it a secret what he did with his dick. Over here, our lot failed to hide how much in the way of expenses they were claiming for second homes, moat cleaning, houses for ducks and Mars bars.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
