RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:58 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 10:59 am by Dystopia.)
I think he's ready to know the secret... Ok, if you want to join our cult first there's a set of rituals you need to go trough... First, you need to make a human sacrifice, and it must be a theist - If it's a fundamentalist religious person it's better, but any theist will be enough. Second, you must cut yourself, drink your own blood and pick an atheist god for yourself while you do so (at the same time say the words "I swear to fight for X person with my life and death". Finally, you will need to be brainwashed by a special machine we constructed to instil hate and anger towards everyone who isn't an atheist. And that begs the question, are you ready for this? 
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
