Planned Parenthood Sells Infant Body Parts

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I've had sex waaa.....aaay more than four times but I only have four children.

You must have sex at least once for every egg magic god has given you.

According to this doctor:

Michael Roizen, MD, Internal Medicine, answered
A woman's eggs are fully formed and stowed away in her ovaries from before birth. Each mature egg contains one copy of each gene in the human genome—half the amount necessary for life. (Each sperm also contains a single copy of each gene in the human genome.)

The maximum number of eggs that a woman will ever have is the number she has when she's a 20-week-old fetus. She'll have about 7 million of them then, 600,000 when she's born, and about 400,000 at puberty.

That's seven million times. But once you've hit seven million, you should stop, you don't want god thinking you're a slut.





Oh and by the way, no stretching the act out for pleasure! In order to get in 7 million copulations between the ages of 15 to 81 you are going to have to keep it under 4.5 minutes a pop, day and night, so you might have a chance to gulp some food or a couple minutes of rest.

Every 4.5 minutes? Sex just went from a pleasurable to activity to something painful. Ow. Can I at least use a little lube? Luckily, I am an atheist so I can ignore bible god's weird preoccupation with preventing women from making their own sexual choices.