Self-Expression Thread.

[Violet]

Why can't I select both poll options?

I know, I had the same dilemma. I opted for 'Yes' because I wanted him to have more confidence. If I tell him he's *just* awesome, well... what's he got to try for anymore? Awesome is all he'll ever be. LAME-O. (edit: I wonder if that counted as Freudian... if so, Evie? Get over here, and let's have us a banging good time)

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So... a thread about expressing oneself. Am I immediately disqualified, or should I like pick up 9/10ths of my posts here and jam them into this tiny misbegotten thread?

* Violet loves false dichotomy.

Nobody will understand the intended double-meaning here, but that's okay... I put it out there anyway. Someday someone smart is going to read this and they'll be all 'she's a genius!'... and that'll be some 50 years from now. This is why life sucks. And, knowing my luck, I will have passed away but the day before someone gets it. I'm expressing my contempt for the shallow minds of the forum populace (and humanity in general), but you clearly weren't cluing into that either. What, do I have to spell EVERYTHING out? I mention it because that'll take a long time... I'll just start with aardvark as an example.

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It'll take a while, you'll understand? <---- irrelevant, have you noticed that I rarely feel the need to do this? And then they give me weirdest member of the year 3(-4?) times in a row... the last two being LANDSLIDES ('avalanches', if you're being fancy). JUST because they can't pay attention to where the train of thought is going and get off before their destination! They're so lost by that point that they don't even notice they're not where they were going.

... Okay, I admit: the tentacle pornography, horrific abuse of shampoo bottles and deodorant sticks, defense of generally under-defended parties (such as trannies, men, (a)theists <-[company dependent], pedophiles, and nonhumans), persecution of oft-accepted/loved parties (such as bananas, feminists, and the common whore (because fuck her)), and my rule-34-susceptible uncontrollable lust for pickles MIGHT also send some votes my way... but I'm pretty much certain that most of them are made without the full knowledge of even a meager quarter of the content within my posts in a given year.

Granted, if they did understand what I do, they'd give me the vote anyway. Then they'd make 15 more accounts with the express purpose of giving me more votes.