Creative usernames

[Phatt Matt s]

So, I've mentioned before that I'm going to change my username. THere are multiple reasons. Cunt is a very offensive word. It is by far the most offensive word to my Mother and I've known others who agree.

Also, I'm trying to talk less about sex and weird shit and have meaningful conversation, but I don't think I could take a guy too seriously who has cunt in thier username. But you can still call me a cunt as often as you like.

So if anyone has a creative or funny idea for male or female usernames please share. Here are a some, some I came up with, others not:

Amanda Lick,
BloodyVaginaSpider,
Howie Douche,
Dick B Akin,
Dick Burns,
Coochie2Fucked,
Anita handjob,
Dingleberry Finn,
Ben Jackinoff,
Mr. Teabags,
Hunter Hymen,
Curley Bush,
Holden McGroin,
Hugh G. Dildeaux,
Mr. Papshmear,
Bishop fist Fuck,
Pope-A-Dope,
Saint Placenta
Father Hairy Cox

My name is Matt

Also, while you're at it, please assist me in discerning whether or not I'm a worthless douche-bag who has nothing to offer this forum or society.