Dumbest verses in the Quran
August 31, 2014 at 11:21 am
(This post was last modified: August 31, 2014 at 11:25 am by exMohammed.)
INB4 A MUSLIM COMES AND TELLS THE MEANINGS ARE DIFFERENT IN ARABIC, I ACTUALLY FOUND THESE VERSES READING THE QURAN IN ARABIC, THEN FOUND THEIR ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS SO I CAN POST THEM ON THIS FORUM, SO GTFO.
1- Surat al Ma'idah 5:67
The translator here tried to make the verse look less dumb by changing one of the words, but in original arabic they are the same words, so I correct it here :
O Messenger, announce that which has been revealed to you from your Lord, and if you do not, then you have not announced His message. And Allah will protect you from the people. Indeed, Allah does not guide the disbelieving people.
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Really? Is that the word of the genius who created this universe? Announce my message, because if you didn't, then you didn't announce my message? NO shit Sherlok!!!!
What's next? Eat your veggies kids, because if you don't eat them, then you didn't ingest your vegetables?
2- Surat Al Noor 24:61
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What now, Allah? You start out the verse saying there's no burden upon the blind, crippled, ill, to eat from their own fucking houses? What the fuck does that have to do with them being blind or crippled? Why did you need to mention that it's also okay for blind and crippled people?
There's also no burden if you eat together or separately? THANKS SO MUCH ALLAH. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GO TO HELL BECAUSE I EAT ALONE.
posting more in replies when i get time to write more...
1- Surat al Ma'idah 5:67
Quote:O Messenger, announce that which has been revealed to you from your Lord, and if you do not, then you have not conveyed His message. And Allah will protect you from the people. Indeed, Allah does not guide the disbelieving people.
The translator here tried to make the verse look less dumb by changing one of the words, but in original arabic they are the same words, so I correct it here :
O Messenger, announce that which has been revealed to you from your Lord, and if you do not, then you have not announced His message. And Allah will protect you from the people. Indeed, Allah does not guide the disbelieving people.
Really? Is that the word of the genius who created this universe? Announce my message, because if you didn't, then you didn't announce my message? NO shit Sherlok!!!!
What's next? Eat your veggies kids, because if you don't eat them, then you didn't ingest your vegetables?
2- Surat Al Noor 24:61
Quote:There is not upon the blind [any] constraint nor upon the lame constraint nor upon the ill constraint nor upon yourselves when you eat from your [own] houses or the houses of your fathers or the houses of your mothers or the houses of your brothers or the houses of your sisters or the houses of your father's brothers or the houses of your father's sisters or the houses of your mother's brothers or the houses of your mother's sisters or [from houses] whose keys you possess or [from the house] of your friend. There is no blame upon you whether you eat together or separately. But when you enter houses, give greetings of peace upon each other - a greeting from Allah , blessed and good. Thus does Allah make clear to you the verses [of ordinance] that you may understand.
What now, Allah? You start out the verse saying there's no burden upon the blind, crippled, ill, to eat from their own fucking houses? What the fuck does that have to do with them being blind or crippled? Why did you need to mention that it's also okay for blind and crippled people?
There's also no burden if you eat together or separately? THANKS SO MUCH ALLAH. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GO TO HELL BECAUSE I EAT ALONE.
posting more in replies when i get time to write more...
