Torture report

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Borowitz - again too close to reality for most republicunts although I have to give McCain credit today. For once the old fart got it right.

Anyway:

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MjAzMjU4S0

Cheney Calls for International Ban on Torture Reports

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Former Vice-President Dick Cheney on Tuesday called upon the nations of the world to “once and for all ban the despicable and heinous practice of publishing torture reports.”

“Like many Americans, I was shocked and disgusted by the Senate Intelligence Committee’s publication of a torture report today,” Cheney said in a prepared statement. “The transparency and honesty found in this report represent a gross violation of our nation’s values.”