Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15

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Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15

August 19, 2015 at 6:39 pm

A monster comet is careening Earthward and NASA says it will strike on September 15. Wasn't it a comet that wiped out the dinosaurs? Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

Think—what do you want to do?

1. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear.
2. Take the midnight train to England and throw myself in the arms of you-know-who.
3. Fast-forward celebration of my 51-97th birthdays.
4. Eat an entire triple decker double german chocolate cake with chocolate icing and to devil with diets.
5. Sell my soul on eBay for the price of a comet-proof umbrella.

What do you want to do?

The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.

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Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15 - by Rhondazvous - August 19, 2015 at 6:39 pm

RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15 - by Minimalist - August 19, 2015 at 6:41 pm

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