So who else did this as a child? - vulgar songs

[abaris]

For once, me and some friends went as Carol Singers. The reward was sweet in the literal sense of the word. A huge sack of candies awaited us at the end of the line. We had to study the lyrics of course, before going out, and used the opportunity to turn them into something vulgar. With lots of shit and ass involved. People we sang for didn't even notice.

We did it at music class at school too. In the early 70ies there was a very popular song in the hitparade, based on Beethoven's 9th symphony, which only works when sung in Austrian dialect. It turned the lyrics of the Ode to joy into "I'm disgusted by all the people, want to punch them in their traps". Something like that, and of course, when we should perform it in class, we used these words. Music teacher threw a very memorable tantrum.