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Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?

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Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?
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Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?
June 12, 2016 at 9:14 am (This post was last modified: June 12, 2016 at 9:20 am by ignoramus.)
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Dear God, I pray for a pony for my 9th birthday tomorrow.
FUCK YOU!  Save up for one yourself you spoilt little shit!

Dear God, I pray for you to help me find my misplaced car keys.
FUCK YOU! You're drunk and shouldn't be driving anyway!

Dear God, I pray that my grandmother goes to heaven when she dies.
FUCK YOU! For still believing in fairy tales! How old are you?

Any others?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU?

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Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU? - by ignoramus - June 12, 2016 at 9:14 am
RE: Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU? - by Aoi Magi - June 12, 2016 at 9:43 am
RE: Has anyone heard of the God of FAQU? - by ignoramus - June 12, 2016 at 9:49 am

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