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Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
(January 29, 2017 at 10:08 am)Iroscato Wrote: Both are perfectly natural bodily functions, so of course you should abstain, you dirty, sinful, unGodly sons of bitches. Look at how disgusting you are, all of you! Jesus thinks you are evil cling film-wrapped parcels of Satanic mini bites in desperate need of salvation, but only because he loves you, you despicable unholy scumbags!

Big Grin That's very similar to what I had in mind, no wonder they can't read properly, all that sexual tension.

(January 29, 2017 at 4:12 am)robvalue Wrote: It's extremely difficult to avoid them even if you are married.

Interesting sex life.

(January 29, 2017 at 5:05 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: It may be possible, but why would you want to?

Which do you think is more powerful, the hand or the vagina ?

(January 29, 2017 at 5:34 am)CanOfMountainDew Wrote: Take anti depressents and I promise you your libito will go way down, as well as your ability to achieve orgasm.

Big Grin I would be depressed.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ? - by The Wise Joker - January 29, 2017 at 11:21 am

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