Knock-knock jokes, atheist style.
November 21, 2018 at 5:12 am
(This post was last modified: November 21, 2018 at 5:20 am by Reltzik.)
Proselytizer: [knocks on door]
Resident: [opens door] Yes?
Proselytizer: "Good morning! Have you found Jesus yet?"
Resident: "Aw, man, don't tell me you Christians lost him AGAIN..."
Proselytizer: "Uh, no, I meant tha-"
Resident: "Okay, okay, we can figure this out. I'll go back inside and call the I.R.S. and see if he's been hanging out around their offices."
Proselytizer: "Um, what..."
Resident: "While I do that, you drive on down to the red-light district and check with all the hookers."
Proselytizer: "HOOKERS? Why would-"
Resident: "Don't worry, we've got this. We'll find him." [shuts door]
Proselytizer: "..... wut."
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Anyone else have any funny ways to turn away the door-knockers?
Resident: [opens door] Yes?
Proselytizer: "Good morning! Have you found Jesus yet?"
Resident: "Aw, man, don't tell me you Christians lost him AGAIN..."
Proselytizer: "Uh, no, I meant tha-"
Resident: "Okay, okay, we can figure this out. I'll go back inside and call the I.R.S. and see if he's been hanging out around their offices."
Proselytizer: "Um, what..."
Resident: "While I do that, you drive on down to the red-light district and check with all the hookers."
Proselytizer: "HOOKERS? Why would-"
Resident: "Don't worry, we've got this. We'll find him." [shuts door]
Proselytizer: "..... wut."
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Anyone else have any funny ways to turn away the door-knockers?
Being an antipistevist is like being an antipastovist, only with epistemic responsibility instead of bruschetta.
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