Because sometimes nothing is really something.
Look! Nothing!
They found an empty hole that we assume was the grave of Jesus. In fact, we found two such empty holes. Three if you count the one James Cameron discovered. And three empty holes = one tomb, right?
The point is, how does a presumed tomb become empty? Nothing doesn't just get there by itself. We have to start inventing other preposterous stories to account for what's not there, creating a false dilemma so we can work back to the desired conclusion. Well, you may not have to do this but I certainly do.
So explain to me, oh knowledgeable skeptic, how nothing got there. Nothing doesn't just get there by itself, does it?
So eliminating all the other possible explanations, like the body was stolen, Jesus survived the crucifixion and escaped the tomb, we don't have the right location or "look, it's just a damn hole in the wall", we're left with the simplest explanation that Jesus rose from the dead and flew up into the sky to be with his Heavenly father! Duh!
Ready to embrace the one true religion yet?
If not, I've got plenty more shoveling to do...
Look! Nothing!
They found an empty hole that we assume was the grave of Jesus. In fact, we found two such empty holes. Three if you count the one James Cameron discovered. And three empty holes = one tomb, right?
The point is, how does a presumed tomb become empty? Nothing doesn't just get there by itself. We have to start inventing other preposterous stories to account for what's not there, creating a false dilemma so we can work back to the desired conclusion. Well, you may not have to do this but I certainly do.
So explain to me, oh knowledgeable skeptic, how nothing got there. Nothing doesn't just get there by itself, does it?
So eliminating all the other possible explanations, like the body was stolen, Jesus survived the crucifixion and escaped the tomb, we don't have the right location or "look, it's just a damn hole in the wall", we're left with the simplest explanation that Jesus rose from the dead and flew up into the sky to be with his Heavenly father! Duh!
Ready to embrace the one true religion yet?
If not, I've got plenty more shoveling to do...
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
