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For the old farts who pay their bills w/live people.
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For the old farts who pay their bills w/live people.
Yea, call me an old fart. I hate automated push button phone prompts, and while voice command is better than it has been, I don't do anything financially on line.

But even outside paying bills, say out shopping or at a restaurant, the standard line from staff is, "Is there anything else I can help you with?"

The standard line from the customer is, "No, I am fine", or "Can I get a doggie bag for this?"

My favorite line paying voice to voice on the phone with a live person when they ask me, "Is there anything else I can help you with?" I love to respond, "Can you get me a date with Angelina Jolie?" I always get a laugh with that line. 

What other line have you or would you use after paying for a service in person or over the phone when the employee asks you if there is anything else?
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For the old farts who pay their bills w/live people. - by Brian37 - September 22, 2020 at 12:58 pm

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