"Happy birthday to my son fighting in Ukraine.
Happy birthday, Vlad!"
*Bang*
"Well, happy birthday, Leonid!"
*Boom*
"Dammit. Happy birthday, Ivan!"
Happy birthday, Vlad!"
*Bang*
"Well, happy birthday, Leonid!"
*Boom*
"Dammit. Happy birthday, Ivan!"
Dying to live, living to die.