I once dreamed that I floated away from the Earth and could travel at will through space. I visited the colony of robot frogs living in the oceans of Mars and, after impregnating their Queen, got myself proclaimed Lord High Banana with dominion over the whole Solar System. When I woke up, I wasn't on Mars anymore. Never did find out why. Perhaps someone here can shed some light onto this mystery, not to mention why none of the Mars rovers ever found those frogs.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'