RE: Do you have a Penis or a Vagina?
April 3, 2014 at 8:50 pm
(This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 8:52 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
I have a v-hole... her name is Alice... cuz of the Elton John song, "All the young girls love Alice"
My tittehs are named Thelma and Louise.
Man, once I joined a dating site, and my profile clearly said I was a lesbian, and all I did was make quizzes and shit (it was OKCupid way back when)...
Wouldn't you know it, some asshole sent me an email saying I made him hard with a picture of his cock...
It was like, "Hi, you make me hard, here's a picture of my cock!"
I was like, "Dude, what the fuck? You shouldn't even do that to straight women! A lot of gay guys would even find it rude!"
My tittehs are named Thelma and Louise.
Man, once I joined a dating site, and my profile clearly said I was a lesbian, and all I did was make quizzes and shit (it was OKCupid way back when)...
Wouldn't you know it, some asshole sent me an email saying I made him hard with a picture of his cock...
It was like, "Hi, you make me hard, here's a picture of my cock!"
I was like, "Dude, what the fuck? You shouldn't even do that to straight women! A lot of gay guys would even find it rude!"
