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Penis Jokes
April 2, 2013 at 6:29 pm
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Here, we'll make jokes about how large our genitalia supposedly are.
I'll begin:
When people take my pants out of the washer, they think I have three legs!
My Dick is so big, people use it as a towel rack at the pool!
My dick is so big, even Ron Jeremy says "Damn".
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RE: Penis Jokes
April 2, 2013 at 6:32 pm
Big dick jokes? That's a hard one...
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
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RE: Penis Jokes
April 2, 2013 at 6:35 pm
Not a penis joke per se, but a tangent:
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding”
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Penis Jokes
April 2, 2013 at 11:08 pm
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
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RE: Penis Jokes
April 2, 2013 at 11:34 pm
Middle school humor:
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked guy?
A: "Cute, but how do you eat with it?"
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RE: Penis Jokes
April 3, 2013 at 12:06 am
9/11 wasn't the result of Al-Quada.
My penis knocked them down!
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RE: Penis Jokes
April 3, 2013 at 12:13 am
Well, September 11th, 2001; was quite a tragic event, yet not the worst occurrence in American history.
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RE: Penis Jokes
April 3, 2013 at 3:31 am
(This post was last modified: April 3, 2013 at 3:34 am by Darth.)
Hey, are you interested in computer hardware? Wanna see my dongle?
Does it hurt when you pee? If so, urine trouble
Nemo me impune lacessit.
