(July 19, 2014 at 9:19 am)Losty Wrote: When I turned 15 my Aunt and Uncle got me a masturbation devotional for my birthday. Not kidding. The most horrifying birthday gift ever, complete with bible verses and lines to write about when I masturbated and how. The trick apparently is that you can masturbate but you cannot imagine sex while you're doing it. Which I always though would defeat the purpose of masturbation. Anyways, yea, this was another episode of "the more you know" about Losty. I'm going to hide behind my hands now so you can't look at me.
There's something deeply perverse there; you'd probably spend more time thinking about masturbation when given a gift like that than if they just let you go at it. They seriously wanted you to write about it?
Sounds like something you'd go to Area 69 for, nowadays.
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