What were Jesus and early Christians like?

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Ok well, Jesus is a smashing geezer. Quality bloke, we had a few pints, played some darts. Got some hookers, snorted some sand.

I told him what his story has been made out to be, well that cracked him up a good'n! Can you imagine? Some carpenter guy being told people think he's the son of God, and God, and he's going to sacrifice himself to himself to allow himself to change rules he himself made but which he refuses to change without first nailing up himself?

Well, once he stopped laughing, we punched a few peasants and called it a day.

Nice bloke.