See, I was thinking they'd have, like, trap toppings you could order, that all look suspiciously like an erect human phallus, and if a man ordered any of those, he'd be ejected from the premises and prayed for.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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