(September 5, 2015 at 2:59 am)Godschild Wrote: If someone else didn't do it and you didn't do it, it didn't happen, you just imagined it did.
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There's you, and there's self-awareness, and it's, like, right there, and you're just brushing it with your fingers...you're so damn close. I'm rootin' for ya, buddy.
Let's see...rules of thumb...
DO NOT let goblins get ahold of your email address; they spam you constantly and can magically circumvent spam filters.
Crazy in the head might mean crazy in the bed, but it also means crazy in the HEAD. Never forget this.
Swords are not the proper weapons for taint strikes; what you want is an axe, especially if it has a nice hooked shape to the bottom corner of the edge.
Vampires make cold bedfellows (unless you microwave them first; alternatively, they can be placed in the freezer for a few minutes to achieve an extra cold-blooded experience and cut down on flailing).
Dragons are not to be fucked with.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never gotten your tip wet.
Guns are for pussies.
You are not a mage unless you know Fireball.
A witch's tit is not that all that cold, but if you hit that puppy with some good ice magic, that nip can carve the finest obsidian blade like sharpening a pencil.
Bridge trolls are not your friend.
Sheep go to Heaven; goats to to Hell.
The Christian god is a terrible listener and a boring, selfish lover.
Zeus's headaches are, like, literally a bitch.
Do not talk about Fight Club.
Do not talk about Fight Club.
That stain is never worth investigating.
Portuguese urine is said to have the strongest tooth-cleaning properties.
Werewolves will fuck your shit up.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
