RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm
(This post was last modified: February 4, 2016 at 8:25 pm by scoobysnack.)
(February 4, 2016 at 9:31 am)pocaracas Wrote: Are you sure you want to know?
Oh man, you use entirely too little toilet paper, to the point I bet you get shit all over your hands. Are you trying to save trees or something? I buy the high quality stuff, not that sand paper stuff they use in the third world. I use like six squares at least for each cleansing motion. If you and I were taking battle shits in stalls next to each other, there's no way I could spare you a square haha. Although I would feel comfortable shaking anyone's hand immediately after crapping without washing my hands due to proper wiping techniques with the rational ratio of squares, I'd fear shaking your hand after defeating you in battle shits.
In many countries they don't have toilets. Public restrooms have a hole in the floor for everyone to squat at. What a bunch of savages! Here in the first world, we have a throne to sit on and contemplate the important decisions in life.
Funny thing is everyone looks at their toilet paper after each wipe at all shit smeared on it!
Another interesting factoid learned on the history channel, was that way back in the day people used to wipe with their left hand before there was toilet paper because most people were right handed and ate their food without silverware, and that's one reason you shook hands with your right hand to avoid getting the other persons crap all over you. Another reason was to show you didn't have a weapon in your dominant hand. Funny how the inventor of the toilet was Thomas Crapper, and now his name is synonymous with crap.