(February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm)KUSA Wrote:(February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: I simply believe that my butt wipes itself. And I'm right because I'm right because I'm right.
It's getting harder and harder to ignore the smell, but if I pray really hard, it will go away some day.
Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.
Oh. How I wish you hadn't used the word "crumbs".