Why, it's... it's almost as though the process of inductive reasoning is supposed to map onto reality! As though it's a method of investigating real-world phenomena, as distinct from ignoring them and insisting on some nebulous conceptual unreality! Mind... blown!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'