Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!

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Didn't know whether to post this to Christianity or HUMOR.  This preacher actually believes this crap.  (And the comments that follow the article are fun.)  

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mack...22324a02ee

A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.”

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”

“There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave."

-- Apparently this is only a problem for women.  Or anyone that uses a dildo. 

Ridiculous.     Cue jokes on 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

After reading this, all I can think is "Mammy, can I be a dildo when I grow up?"