T: Hey mom, tell K the reason why men snore.
Me: Oh my. Okay. Well it goes like this. When men sleep on their backs, their balls fall over their asshole. This creates a vapor lock. And that's why you all snore.
T and K burst with laughter.
Me: Okay. Now go to bed and try not to snore.
Me: Oh my. Okay. Well it goes like this. When men sleep on their backs, their balls fall over their asshole. This creates a vapor lock. And that's why you all snore.
T and K burst with laughter.
Me: Okay. Now go to bed and try not to snore.
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