Nudity, Is It Sexist In This Forum?

[bennyboy]

Probably TMI, but I recently found out Michael Jackson was not circumcised.

Irrelevant.  Penises are not breasts.  Show Michael Jackson's breasts, or yours, or Angelina Jolie's, or step off, bro.  Just. . . step off. . . with the penis talk, cuz nobody wants to talk about penises.  Nobody!

Seriously though, we talk about the above-the-waist nudity, and how women don't get to be as free about revealing their breasts.  But it seems to me that once we head down south, the script flips-- in most scenarios, a nice well-trimmed beaver will receive a MUCH better reception than some dude's bunny-and-basket.

Imagine a girl walks over a vent, Marilyn Monroe style, and it turns out when her dress blows up into the air that she's pantiless.  Tee hees will ensue, maybe a little drooling, and nothing more.  Now imagine Vorlon in his WWII vintage trenchcoat doing the same thing.  Police will arrive shortly.  We know they will.

And so they should!

*PS Fuck! Now I'm imagining! Nooooooooooooooooo. . .*