If free will was not real

[Edwardo Piet]

You hit me right in the [redacted].

Yum. I love it when you say that. I'll have a good hard think about that later.

Couldn't agree more. (LOL I have to watch what I say or I'm gonna get forum banned. It'll blame you if I do, Hammy!)

That gives me a form of evil sexy power.

+1

In the mouth.

I'm like a teenager over here, going, "OMG Hammy is talking to me! Squee!"

It's because basically I'm fantastic.

You make me feel better about being pretentious.

Good.

And this is the sexiest argument about free will to have occurred in the multiverse.

It is indeed but is it really an argument? I prefer to think of it a "primary exchange of sexiness with an additional exchange of ideas being a mere paltry secondary epiphenomenon."

Hmm. I really enjoy being a pretentious cunt. It's fun helping cultivate one's own intellectual curiosity by pretending to be more incisive and erudite than one actually is until it becomes truly the actual case pragmatically and experientially within the phenomelogicality of all intellectually worthy actors on this stage we call "the world".

Then I had better remain a compatibilist!

Yes. I call that: "The Argument By Phenomelogical Turtley Flirtyness."