The positive case for Donald Trump in 10 points:
#1. Trump will make this a Christian Nation again. He will unite all Americans under one god, and kick out those heathen Muslims. Where in the constitution does it say that we have freedom to be Muslim? It doesn't specifically mention Islam, and clearly the founders didn't want Muslims or Atheists here. He'll also make abortion illegal, because women don't deserve bodily autonomy according to the bible.
#2. He will make the rich richer with his tax cuts. He'll toss the middle class and lower class scum a few bones--but don't worry, they'll be picking up the majority of the tax tab like they should thanks to his tariffs. He's good at fooling them into thinking he's working for them, and if you're rich there's nobody better to make you richer than Donald Trump. He's even got a Child Tax Deduction--yes, deduction not credit--which sounds like it'll help the lower and middle class. But really it'll help the wealthy because it's a deduction.
#3. Hillary Clinton doesn't represent women. Donald Trump on the other hand totally represents men. He's a fantastic role model for our children. If I had sons, I'd want them to grow up just as angry, orange, and loud mouthed as he is.
#4. Trump will defend traditional marriage--where a man can marry three different women, but a woman can't marry a woman and a man can't marry a man--because that's just icky. Plus God doesn't permit it. It's in the bible, and the bible is part of the constitution.
#5. He'll privatize education so that religious schools get federal funding, and public schools go under. Then we can get Trump University at the High School and Elementary School level. With all the great business alumni from Trump U, how can this possibly go wrong?
#6. He will get rid of Obamacare, which has made healthcare accessible to many of the people who don't deserve it because they're dregs on society.
#7. The Democrats will come for our guns! Obama took our guns away, and so will Hillary. We're finally number 1 in something in the world--mass shootings--let's not change that.
#8. Global Warming is a hoax. It snowed in Seattle. SO clearly the globe isn't warming at all. We can't try to be energy independent by focusing on green energy! Big oil might suffer. And so will big coal.
#9. We need a great big expensive wall on the Mexican borders, so demand for ladders and shovels to tunnel under go up.
#10. Trump is a great businessman. Tremendous at the business. So good that his business rating is a 19. Out of 10. Err, I forgot a 0. 19 out of 100. I'm bad with math, but that's a good score right?
#1. Trump will make this a Christian Nation again. He will unite all Americans under one god, and kick out those heathen Muslims. Where in the constitution does it say that we have freedom to be Muslim? It doesn't specifically mention Islam, and clearly the founders didn't want Muslims or Atheists here. He'll also make abortion illegal, because women don't deserve bodily autonomy according to the bible.
#2. He will make the rich richer with his tax cuts. He'll toss the middle class and lower class scum a few bones--but don't worry, they'll be picking up the majority of the tax tab like they should thanks to his tariffs. He's good at fooling them into thinking he's working for them, and if you're rich there's nobody better to make you richer than Donald Trump. He's even got a Child Tax Deduction--yes, deduction not credit--which sounds like it'll help the lower and middle class. But really it'll help the wealthy because it's a deduction.
#3. Hillary Clinton doesn't represent women. Donald Trump on the other hand totally represents men. He's a fantastic role model for our children. If I had sons, I'd want them to grow up just as angry, orange, and loud mouthed as he is.
#4. Trump will defend traditional marriage--where a man can marry three different women, but a woman can't marry a woman and a man can't marry a man--because that's just icky. Plus God doesn't permit it. It's in the bible, and the bible is part of the constitution.
#5. He'll privatize education so that religious schools get federal funding, and public schools go under. Then we can get Trump University at the High School and Elementary School level. With all the great business alumni from Trump U, how can this possibly go wrong?
#6. He will get rid of Obamacare, which has made healthcare accessible to many of the people who don't deserve it because they're dregs on society.
#7. The Democrats will come for our guns! Obama took our guns away, and so will Hillary. We're finally number 1 in something in the world--mass shootings--let's not change that.
#8. Global Warming is a hoax. It snowed in Seattle. SO clearly the globe isn't warming at all. We can't try to be energy independent by focusing on green energy! Big oil might suffer. And so will big coal.
#9. We need a great big expensive wall on the Mexican borders, so demand for ladders and shovels to tunnel under go up.
#10. Trump is a great businessman. Tremendous at the business. So good that his business rating is a 19. Out of 10. Err, I forgot a 0. 19 out of 100. I'm bad with math, but that's a good score right?
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
