Staff Appreciation Thread

[emjay]

I haven't had many dealings with staff individually as staff but I think they do a wonderful job. I dread to think what this (or any) forum would be like without moderators... overwhelmed with spam and whatever else, but I don't think in all the time I've been here that I've ever seen any spam... so that means it's all cleared up before I even get the chance to see it. So thank you reddies and greenies for tirelessly filtering the rule-breaking content of this site so much so that I've never seen what most of it even is

One of the perks of being a mod is we get to inflict various torments and indignities on the spammers that show up here.

You can't imagine the thrill of hearing a spammer begging for the blessed relief of death and yet know their punishments have scarcely begun.

Yes, I've heard disturbing rumours about these goings on. Deep below the sunken city of R'lyeh, in the very bowels of the forum there's a place... a place with no name... a place where CD slithers out of his tomb to at night, the Valkyrie brings her chainsaw, you bring your horn, and LP brings his... erm... furballs. A place where spammers and trolls and socks (oh my), spend their last miserable hours in this mortal coil in your company before being mercifully released to go and bother some other forum. We, loyal subjects at the mercy of the Red and Green Gods, only see the very tip of the iceberg of these poor souls' last hours in the bannings thread.

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Anyway, gotta go out... laters