RE: Time traveling is just full of crap, innit?
February 21, 2017 at 3:07 pm
(This post was last modified: February 21, 2017 at 3:08 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(February 21, 2017 at 3:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 21, 2017 at 2:48 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: YAY!!!!!!!!
This makes me INVINCIBLE for the next few hours.
That's fun! I'm gonna go play in traffic now like I've always wanted to but my mommy wouldn't let me!
No, it doesn't make you invincible. Anyone can be vinced.
It means you won't die for a number of hours. It doesn't mean you can't be mortally injured and take that long to croak.
Lol, I know.
I just love that part in Red Dwarf
Quote:KRYTEN
According to Cassandra, our future is decided and we four survive.
Therefore, while we're here, we cannot die. Regard:
[The Dwarfer pause in the corridor to attend KRYTEN. The mechanoid draws his
sidearm, places the barrel to his temple and pulls the trigger. The chamber
clicks empty. He points to and fires at KOCHANSKI, LISTER and CAT in turn,
and each time the chambers are empty. He levels the gun at RIMMER's head]
KRYTEN
Duck sir!
[KRYTEN fires, and a bullet richochet's off the wall behind RIMMER. The
bullet pings its way up and down the metal corridar in which they stand,
its noise first growing quieter, then steadily louder]
KRYTEN
Duck again, sir!
[RIMMER does so, just in time for the bullet to finally shatter against the
wall behind him]
KRYTEN
Just as i thought.
[KRYTEN deftly spins the pistol around his finger and drops it back into
his holster.]
CAT
So, in other words, if I...
[CAT gingerly plucks a large fire axe from the wall, and cracks LISTER
sharply across the back of the head with its long wooden handle. The others
flinch away in sympathy and LISTER clutches the back of head, rounding on
CAT, who grins unconcernedly]
LISTER
What was that for!?
CAT
You can't die!
LISTER
Yeah, but I can still feel pain, you smegger!
CAT
Oh, yeah...
