I was at a Scout camp giving a Range Officer training course, when I had to call a cease fire, due to mule deer crossing the range. FBI and a lot of local police use that range (as well as Boy Scouts), so the deer are used to the sound of gunfire. That was one tough call, because I really love venison. The deer went on their way, uneaten. I agree with KittyAnn, you like like a holdover from the '60s in that getup.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.