(May 12, 2018 at 5:37 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Wow, Jack!!
Look at those... eyes!!
Can I squeeze those... cheeks?!
Oh heeeeeeell naaaaaah. Dammit. That’s why I don’t like my cheeks. People look at em and think awwwww so fluffy. I want them to see me and be like, “Am I in your way? Need my table? I’ll move. Sorry I’m in your way. Sorry. (And skedaddle).”
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian