(September 5, 2013 at 9:07 am)Faith No More Wrote: Well, congrats! Make sure you keep his testicles prominently displayed in a jar to remind him every day that you now own him.
I thought you wore the ring on the right hand until you got married. That shows how much I really give a shit about such details.
Shit bro, that brought a tear to my eye. They say jesus gave the ultimate sacrifice... He didn't get married, QED. Its the ultimate willing sacrifice!