(March 17, 2014 at 9:30 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I had that moment at Trader Joe's on Sunday. Heavily preggers woman with a girl and a boy within a couple years of each other and she's hauling a shopping cart and a HUGE stroller and couldn't figure out what the fuck she was doing...and her husband was even there to help. I can't take it. It takes SOOOOO long to do anything when a kid is with you. It takes a long time when they're just AROUND you.
No thanks. Not for me.
Made me think of this story:
A very loud, grossly over-weight, and very unattractive woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no! They ain't no twins! Oldest one's nine, and the fat one's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
In a very pleasant tone, the greeter responded, "I'm neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice."
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“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption