(February 6, 2015 at 3:21 am)robvalue Wrote: Alice: I'm afraid England has beefed up its border control in light of the threats from Islam. Carrying a passport is considered suspicious, especially one that looks a bit too much like you. Also, they make you undergo two tests to see if you're a terrorist. Firstly, they ask you if you're a terrorist. If you pass that test, they ask you what the name of your imaginary friends are, and they... OK this bits pretty gruesome and offensive, I'll just put in tags:
The reaction you get will tell you if you're dealing with a normal person or a deluded freakshow who can't be trusted to be around other people.
No terrorist has been able to pass both tests so far.
Thank you very much guys for your compliments about my playing I'm really glad you like it! I'll try and record some more.
Looks like I have to dig up the old birth certificate... jeeze, I wonder where I left it.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day