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Those cunting Carmelites told us the reason we were forbidden to eat for 10 hours prior to receiving communion was in case we threw up. The holy father would then have to rake through the vomit and retrieve the body of Christ and eat it himself.
Much later I fantasised about breaking in to the church wine cellar and lacing the blood of Christ with ipecac, as in:
Those cunting Carmelites told us the reason we were forbidden to eat for 10 hours prior to receiving communion was in case we threw up. The holy father would then have to rake through the vomit and retrieve the body of Christ and eat it himself.
Much later I fantasised about breaking in to the church wine cellar and lacing the blood of Christ with ipecac, as in:
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.