(June 27, 2019 at 3:52 pm)Fireball Wrote:(June 27, 2019 at 1:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which is why it’s even younger than Christianity.
The only true religion in the world was invented by Uff the Caveman in 37,014 BCE and involved a round stone, a Sabre tooth cat, and a magic mushroom...
First case of taking the lord's name in vain, eh? Smashed finger from the stone or bit by the cat?
He apparently swore he was run over by a Sabre cat riding a round stone when he visited an island looking for mushrooms.
He was the first Uff Witness and went from cave to cave telling people about it.
The rest of the Uff Witnesses were people who saw Uff being thrown off a cliff for waking people up on their days off.
Dying to live, living to die.