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My wife is Christian... i'm not sure what I am.
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RE: My wife is Christian... i'm not sure what I am.
IDK,

At some point you are going to have to level with her. The problem with women is that they personalize everything. Even if it isn't about them...they will see it as being about them. This joke captures the idea.

Quote: HER STORY:

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar. I thought it
might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say
much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so
I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we
could talk privately.

We went to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny.
I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's
me or something I did or something else. I ask him, and he
says no its not me. But you know I'm not really sure. So
anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him
and he just puts his arm around me.

I don't know what the hell that means because you know he
doesn't say it back or anything. We finally get back to his
place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So I try
to talk about it but he just switches on the TV.

Reluctantly I say I'm going to go to sleep.

Then, after about 20 minutes, he joins me and we have sex.
But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just
wanted to leave.

I dunno, I just don't know, what he's thinking anymore. I
mean, do you think he's met someone else???


HIS STORY:
Shitty day at work. Tired. Got laid though!
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RE: My wife is Christian... i'm not sure what I am. - by Minimalist - April 26, 2011 at 11:14 am

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